In the car with my brother. His CD went from 2pac to Taylor Swift. I'm concerned. It wasn't a mistake, he knows all the words.
I kinda look like a classier blonde kenny powers.
so... thinking about masturbating finally
taking the losers way out I see
I have all these new brothers and sisters I'm just now finding out about
No, he grudge fucked my ex so I wouldn't be tempted to get back with her. He is either the worst or best friend ever.
the cop cuffed us all with 40's still taped to our hands
Target doesn't accept your signature for your credit card if you draw a dick on the pad. Even of your name is Richard.
Well you wanna do it now or later? I've had three shots and I'm listening to journey by myself. Emotionally there is no better prime time than right now.
He saved you from those guys at the club, took you home, and made you breakfast. If this isn't your come to Jesus moment IDK what is.
Oh and Dustin informs me I'm a legend amongst the freshman, if you were wondering about my street cred
Oh man I wish I could've gotten a picture of how many anti-circumcision stickers are on this Prius
Hell no. Last time I used a Slip N Slide I ended up with bruised ribs, a broken fence and the hatred of a half naked girl with a sprained wrist.
Only in this town do you have a bridesmaid shortage due to pregnancies.
Totally just got spotted hitting the bowl by someone else hitting a bowl. We gave each other a head nod
FYI there's a girl here with happy daddy written on her tits
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