Your mouth is God's brothel.
Just saw truck nuts on a handicap conversion van
Fuck U Mike is a golden god.
Mike give steph back her phone.
i will never coherently bang her
and then you made a playlist that was just "party in the usa" on repeat...
we convinced you the moon was a planet...again
He refused my I'm sry gift of ANAL. That's how angry he was.
woke up with the dennys waiters MYSPACE link on the back of my receipt...yep one of those nights
I feel like butter and tequila would be excellent combination. Right now. Please do this in my name.
She just tried to talk over a fart. The fart was way longer than the sentence she originally wanted to say so she just added gibberish to the end. Gross
Is it bad juju to glue mini budda to the bottom of a shot glass
It has moved into the cliche "thin line between love and hate" real quick. With her. Not Taco Bell.
Would you consider masturbating to Hocus Pocus an adulthood high or low?
He found out about your side hoe and still helped you try to find a lizard that got in the house
So he called his lawyer from the bar to confirm the cost of hitting the douchebag before flooring him. I respect his planning skills.
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