dude, she has braces
i meant the dude w the ponytail.
i was less creeped out when i thought you were talking about the 14 y.o.
she just put all the cheese in the refrig to sleep.. and yes we did finish you bottle.
2 v-cards in one night. impossible is nothing.
only you would photoshop your dick
i saw like six of her guido cousins in the jersey shore trailer alone. her family is having a dinner party for the premiere tonight.
its like she was born with a silver dick in her mouth
didn't know how to tell his mom I was confused about how long we'd been together because we banged for a full year before making it official
My parents just suggested that we tailgate the midnight christmas service. this is my gene pool.
That's science, my friend. Boner science.
My public calorie counter app is pretty much just a cry for help.
You couldn't even walk but you came into the kitchen with the funnel and begged me to put beer in it
Well there's only 4 people in my class, we've watched a video, the instructors encouraged us to start using cocaine and now we are on break.
It's been productive.
I think his dick was bigger than his dog
He's two decades older than you. Remember how you said you wish you lived in the 70s? HE DID.
definitely good. no good can come from sex in a very full public venue.
Randomize
