my grandpa was trying to put butter into the pepsi and i'm like "grandpa what are you doing" and he looks down and goes "well i guess that wouldn't taste good anyway"
whats a more ladylike way to say "fuck me on your lunch break"?
I left when they started reinacting what appeared to be a jerry springer episode
her bridesmaids come in huge, huger, wtf, and free willy. all their gown are strapless. its like watching the Hindenburg waddle down the isle.
I took the precaution of putting my macbook the one place in the dorm there is no way i can piss on it... the toilet
What is an appropriate "thanks for saving my life" gift? I don't have any experience with this.
$150 bar tab covered by these tits. That's now the going rate. Keeping my bra on during sex unless i see the Benjamins.
The guy who was The Count on Sesame Street died this week too. Therefore, you should take multiple shots, count them, & go "ahh aaahh aaaahhh" after each one. I expect video...
I knew no one else would have gone along with it since it's morally wrong and probably illegal. You said, "Yes. And let's add fireworks."
I can't wait till they start promoting the testiciplasty. Turn those old prunes into fresh tight kiwis!
Did she owns a vibrator that will set off seismic activity.
Thanks for setting a pic of your balls as my desktop background. You'll find you're cc'ed on the mass email of it.
I mean, I Just Had Sex in 4 on her top 25 most played list. That's got to give you some indication
Dont worry, the Canadians are more afraid of you then you are of them.
The night went downhill somewhere between the time I was triple fisting smirnoff and when I was throwing up in the yard in nothing but my bra while he talk to me about mashed potatoes
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