I wish I could punch you in the face.
dude, wtf is with her now? she has stuff up about how i am kicking her while she's down
wtf? who are you bitching about me to now?
More dangerous that a broken heart and a shotgun.
a woman just threw her tv out the window while screaming "will you fucking work now?". i'm never moving
...oh my god that's like anal suicide
I'm aware. I'm writing the eulogy for my colon as we speak.
I'm figuring, since someone shoved pizza crust in my ear last night, there might be some leftover pizza.
Oh, and also, a couple of straight girls showed up. But they ran away.
I think we need to teach you what straight means again
Dave when you find that upper decker at your house its from me but its for Jill not you
So I have to borrow my moms car tomorrow to go pick up my ID from the strip club so I can board my plane tomorrow
I can empathize with sociopaths, serial killers, demons, gods, and monsters....straight white males are literally the only barrier to my 100% empathy rate. I don't get it.
I HAVE TOO MICH DICK TALKING TO ME IDK WHAT TO DO.
When you trip so hard that you can see your friends thoughts through their pupils.
I'm still very high. To be blunt. No pun intended.
Really should've known 2020 was gonna suck when the guy dressed as baby new year got arrested at our party 5 past midnight...
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