Braces and a neon one piece. She looks 15.
i'm in love
Swear. I think after passing out in a community college parking lot I can safely nominate myself for the piece of shit of the year award
He puts stickers to promote his new shirt company in every sack he sells. He's like the donald trump of weed
He threw up in the campfire, the alcohol in his puke caught on fire. Im marrying this man
What should I wear?
Uhhhhh...idk? it's a gay bar
I found something that says "i'm here to party, but not fuck guys."
I'm gonna go out on a limb and say it had something to do with pool sex.
The only thing I remember is vomiting and then feeding my dog a Mcdonalds cheeseburger and telling him yolo
Time flies when you're blacked out in a lake
I know it basically makes me the worst feminist ever, but I don't want to kill my own spiders. And I will pay my personal spider hit man with sammiches and unlimited , uninhibited access to my vagina.
It's not so much that I'm giving her money because I threw up on her floor. It's more like I'm paying her to never ever mention it again.
On a scale of 1 to 10 how concerned should I be
just call my name and ill be there, if we are puking, beating up bitches, or pickin up men, OR avoiding wierd men, so many situations require a wingman
rowboat hit a rock. taking on water. going down fast. bring cheerios.
aye aye capn
Hey, I was just wondering why i dont have a shirt on, why im cuddling with a furnace, why im in my own basement, and where my car is.
I wish u could call a dildo. Like you do a missing cell phone.
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