Black out sex on the trampoline? yes please.
So I got a little fucked up on the punch, and made out with the family friend. Which is apparently morally reprehensible. I don't get that.
Dude. The walls are totally staring at me right now. I told you this was a bad idea.
some guy had a sword and everyones crying..it turned bad..fast.
I guess birthday shots aren't always the answer
Sometimes I look at the people in school that are obviously very diligent and on top of their studies, and then I wonder why they don't smoke weed.
I think I may be stoned foreverrrrrrrrr. The earth has been around for a long time.
The number of males in the usa getting circumsized are decreasing. Keep this in mind when we become cougars
I was scared I had HIV after last time so I'm not gonna do it again
But he was really hot
Glad you don't have HIV
I AM CRUING IT IS 93:2 AM AND I AM CYGIN INT BED
I don't remember where I was but I remembered that I hated everyone there
My serious response to your Cathy tattoo inquiry- Do you ever want to get laid by someone not wearing a Blossom style bucket hat? Tattoo accordingly.
I'm about to smoke a joint alone, do you want to FaceTime and pretend you're smoking it too?
I'm eating taquitos in the bathtub at 5:30 am. What a great end to the night
He's got a big dick, a steady job and tells me I'm pretty. There is litterally nothing else I look for I a guy.
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