So its not gay if you have sex with another woman and its academic
so what if I'm having sex with a woman for recreation?
Thats gay
i didnt know what to say other then wrong hole.....after that the moment was ruined.
You should try cooking mac & cheese naked sometime. It's quite relaxing.
That dog was the best thing i ever touched
Saxophones in my mind. I swear someone dosed me.
Just sharpening my eyeliner with a butterfly knife. You know. Typical weekday morning.
I feel like the fact that I slept with someone who dresses up like Batman a few times will never be lived down.
I just remembered I made you punch yourself in the face last night and I would like to formally apologize for that even though it was hilarious.
Doing laundry. My jeans from last night smell like chicken wings and motor oil.
No other awkward car ride can beat the one you give your drug dealer home.
I tried smoking while wearing a horse mask, it was the worst thing I've ever smelled
And Mike keeps telling Will that love at first sight is true and this is just a shit show. Help.
After we had sex he went to the kitchen, came back with a bag of funyuns and ate them buck ass naked in his bedroom doorway. Had no idea how to react to that one.
I don't even know if he's actually hot or just hot because he plays hockey..
You did not just say that.
No one can touch me, I'm made of fruit.
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