A girl just told me I should smile because I was surrounded by hot girls. I told her that clearly beauty was in the eye of the beholder. And she slapped me!
its whatevr the fuvk you could ever want is wht it is. i dont wanna read. literacy? overated in my opinion. overated.
The cops found weed in michael jacksons house today...it makes up for the child molesting, I like him more now.
this kid at 40 friday greeted another kid by saying "heeey farmville neighbor"
dude.
yep. needless to say i didn't meet anyone and spent yet another friday night masturbating.
i told him im from Canada, abortion is free
doing a bong hit while wearing crest white strips...not such a great idea...
It's four o'clock and my 60yo aunt's tits have already made an appearance and there is a dildo traveling around the room periodically assaulting family members. Strangely I am thankful.
YOU DID DRUGS AFTER A THREESOME WHO ARE YOU TO JUDGE ME?!!?
I don't think I can look at him the same way anymore after he walked in my room wearing a short skirt with a boner.
I drink to make the karaoke go away.
I want a battle ostrich, get me a battle ostrich and then come and make love to me
What do you take me for? I'm not trying to lure you into bed with stories of my dead aunt.
While he was going down town Julie brown, I was eating French fries. True Love
As long as there is beach, drink, dick, in that order. I’m in.
YOU'D BE LIKE A MERMAID! I'll bring you coffee filters to cover your tits.
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