every time you feel disappointed with the red wings take a shot
i feel like i'm a professional at blowjobs i can deep throat an entire spatula
you ever wonder how lesbians feel about girls being in relationships with other girls on facebook? could it annoy them more than it annoys me?
Come on, video tape it. Take one for the team
Yeah I'm buying him lunch right now because I shot him with the fire extinguisher last night
I JUST SHOOK HIS GRANDMOTHER'S HAND. WITH COCK HANDS. THIS IS NOT FUNNY.
You are colorful like whore, yet adorable, like sad puppy. You need more drink.
just leaving uw hospital. they thought i had franzia-induced appendicitis. whaaaaat
I was passed out on the dog bed yelling "I UNDERSTAND"
The floor and the wall just switched. I'm falling.
oh come on since when have relationships been boundary lines for us
fair point
Is cat milk safe for human consumption?
We're in a hurricane and you send me a video of you playing with your dick while driving! You wanna die?!
I am NOT losing my v-card to a guy who doesn't know my ass from my elbow.
I don't wanna SLEEP with him, I want to start bar fights with him. There's a difference.
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