why do they call them blowjobs? ....unless i'm doing it wrong?
I would invite you but we are high and there is an AK-47. Not your scene.
He waited exactly 18 minutes to booty call me after his break up.
Wow thanks 4 throwing jello at me an yelling who invited that guy to all the guys at the bar
pretty sure if my vagina had a mouth, it would have been smiling afterwards.
you know its summer when you wake up on the toilet
He smashed a plastic chair leg on a tree stump, threw himself into the side of our metal enclosure, stomped on the wreckage for a bit and then punched the fire.
I just had my first boner in 64 days today....glad to find out my fluids are still pumpin
Also, yes, I look pretty rough. But my ovaries fought back this morning so getting dressed decently was not a priority.
I swear she looks like a sloth.... I'll toss a coin...
we told you you couldn't get your dick sucked because you were a girl and you yelled at us and said we were 'discriminating you'
I never realized how you can accidentally go home with someone until tequila got involved.
YOU HAVE PISSED AND FUCKED ON LITERALLY EVERYTHING IN MY HOUSE
Not everything, just a few things. And only a few times. The odds are really not all that bad when you break it down.
you’ve pissed every time you slept over. there’s no such thing as odds anymore. it’s guaranteed
IM BACK TOGETHER WITH MY BF AND HERE YOU ARE SUCKING DICK FROM 2009
I have to start drinking water I have a drug test to fail at 1:40
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