No, I don't think Michelle is a squirter. And if I've had anal sex, the Obamas have.
"Tonight I'm turning swine flu into an std" this might be how zombies come about. Peace civilization.
We discussed how the marijuana was making the dopamine float around our nucleus accumbens last night when we were high. Yet another example of how our science classes are perverting our good times.
Yep. About to get on pornhub to spill some Christmas cheer
Just calculated that for my last final tomorrow I need 120% to improve my grade and 53% to keep it..buying 30 packs now, go get dressed
I definitely made out with a high school student last night while his sister and my brother were in the same room. I think we're all traumatized by the situation.
Sincerely would love to tap that, on a mountain with the wind blowing on your pubes .
I woke up this morning to my house being turned into a bad European dance club at 8:30am. Do you know what "UNS UNS UNS" sounds like at 8:30am? Murder. It sounds like murder.
You went to the animal party as a hoodrat. You won the most creative costume contest.
Dont even get me started. you fell asleep in my kitchen after being cockblocked when you tried to use my roommates bedroom.
My moral compass cannot be waived by two measly bloody Mary's
We watched playoff games and fucked so we could both see the TV. I've now found true love.
I crawled to the bathroom this morning there were cornpops scattered on the floor? What was I doing last night?
how do i say "cradle the balls" in Italian
I don't want to hook up with him sober. That's pretty much like saying I love you.
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