The funny thing is... I'm about to go to the store to buy WD-40 and condoms... That's it.
And before you ask they are unrelated purchases.
RAWRRRR IMA PURPLE DINO
dude i'm sitting right next to you.. stop texting me
This got awkward about two "Oh yeah"s ago.
I mean, she is a dancer for the Suns. If I didnt fuck her that would just be bad team spirit.
he is a creepy guy.
yea thats what heroine does to ppl.
MIND BOGGLER: batman and jesus are the same person. Think about it.
How is it possible that I am in a completely different city, and there are 2 dudes here that I've banged? How????
Just beat off to internet porn while talking to my mom on the phone and eating a cinnamon roll. U have 5 minutes to get on my level
Good. I hope they all got E.Coli from snorting coke off of some homeless prick's asshole.
That sucks about the drama. But hey, it's always a good day when you see someone get tazed!
and I keep making him eat me out and buying me presents, this is paradise. I wish he cheated on me earlier.
Friends don't let friends drunk sleep in the dorm common room
Wet should excavate the hamsters out of the front yard n give them a proper burial.
His face matches his life choices. Both are train wrecks.
i now regret my decision on turning down your offer of sex in the backseat
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