I puked the same amount of times as the number of bars i went to last night
So I walked out of my room and there was my brother....standing naked
She's like Mona Lisa when she's intoxicated. No one understands her but they all think she's marvelous
Dude, a dry wedding reception should nullify the vows, because really, without the booze, you might as well be 5 years old again and playing dress-up
She called me Jeff during sex, I just kept going like nothing happened. To think, if I was a woman that would be a problem.
For once I'm glad there wasn't morning sex. Yes, that sore from the night before.
Don't forget your talking to the guy who got arrested for throwing beads back at the Mardi Gras floats. You can't deny that's a first, and neither could that cop.
It was 5 a.m. and we found him making margaritas with nyquil...
Made it home ok. Only got hit by one car.
on a scale of 1 to 'no sex' how busy are you this week?
After it was shut down sean literally made out with four separate girls between the 100 feet to our house. It was a rampage.
now that we broke up we are playing hot potato with the cock ring.. Poor thing just needs a home
you said you wanted to call me grandma and give me hugs
You have a penis. Therefore everything you say is automatically wrong.
That man makes my giblets tingle
Congrats? I think?
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