everything was goin great until he pulled out his ed hardy lighter and smoked in my face like he was cool.
it's like you attract all the douchebags that nobody wants. people should thank you.
i just uploaded pictures of my nephew, and you & d puking in the same toilet. i think i should keep them in the same album. show my nephew what he has to look forward to.
I had a dream that I got a gift certificate to a lavish spa from my father. I think dream dad, along with real dad, think I'm gay.
she made out with a stripper. how was scrabble night with your girlfriend
his dick makes me think maybe a monogamous relationship forever is possible.
I need to get a life, I am either crying at every glee episode or just wanting to blow rails off photos of us
Ahh good point. I got some interesting mental pics and I'm slowly entering a "fuck it, lets do weird shit" phase sexually, but you may have already figured that out since I've been fucking you sideways and upside down a lot lately.
I gave him a bunch of ideas to use to spice up their sex life. Say what you will, I am the best 'other' woman ever!
Also, just woke up in a Romney tank and sequin flag panties. Merica.
He sent a video of him jacking off....class will be awkward tomorrow
I tried to settle their lesbian roommate fight by turning on Pretty Wild
Let me rub your butt and eat French fries from your mouth and dip them in your ketchup filled belly button.
Tent sex on an air mattress requires balance and flexibility. Not for the faint of heart
Well, I ruined his toilet and he's still completely okay with me. Plus, it took him like a week to tell me.
If a girl I didn't love ruined my toilet I don't think I'd stick around.
You spent twenty minutes waxing poetic about her ass and her thighs
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