oral is when you put your mouth on someones privates and play moterboat or popsicle
Just showed mom and dad the pics from San Francisco, while i played the Full House theme song in the background.
Watching dad use Doritos to illustrate exactly where to locate the clitoris. How's your family christmas going?
I puked all over his apartment, then slept with the skinniest girl here. Which isn't saying much in Ohio.
I full on slapped a girl with pizza. Like in the face with sauce splattered everywhere and grease with a hard slap to the face.
This hot topless Jamaican just ran down the st with me on his back and He was screaming "I be stealing yo white ladies."
I don't know if i should be jealous or worried... or question where you are.
All I know is I was dancing to Shakira in his alley and I think rubbing my junk on his car door.
BURNT NIPPLES ARE UNHAPPY NIPPLES.
She said if her future children dont have blue eyes she wont love them
WHAT HAS MY LIFE COME TO I'M MAKING A SCARF FOR A PENIS
I ate 1200 calories worth of chocolate covered marshmallows and googled why it is okay to be single forever
I woke up the whole house screaming I need my shorts they found me in the kitchen with a bag of strawberries naked
I brought those bastards cookies so they can deal with my sex noise, fuck them and their roommate asses
He's a fucking ninja- think of the things he can probably do with his dick.
as a self proclaimed hoe im ok with a lotta things but that is not fucking one of them
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