Afterall, it is the real San Francisco treat
hot mess party of 2 ur bar is now available
i'm pretty sure you said "blowjob marathon" lastnight
i totally said that
I cant believe I just managed to do a drug deal across the country for you...
Just witnessed a fat girl fall off the treadmill, pop a medicine ball, and drink coke out of a water bottle all in one workout.
i'm as serious about my hair as jesse from full house.
that is uncle jesse to you, show some respect.
I need to get skinnier so that I know when pregnancy scares are real...
Lesbian sex in an alleyway drunk.
He's had mdma poured down his throat. He's getting huggy.
I need like a hormone stopper. Or a chastity belt. Or like a lady business alarm that goes off when I'm being too drunk.
And I think your bro would be happy to know that when I took my bra off like 10lbs of confetti fell out. It was like my tits were celebrating being free
Sorry, I was unaware dragging you upstairs for sex was such an awful thing.
Dad's already had 6 Zionist conspiracy rants and moms trying to detect any "dark energies" in my soul. You have 4 days before you return to this shit: ENJOY THEM
well I didn't shave for the hot dilf I banged last week so I'm sure as hell not shaving for you. Sry
Also so weird my phone cracked after I repeatedly threw it at the ground as hard as possible
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