Regardless thnx for trying to help out, I realize we are dealing w/ very stupid girls here
rainy day on campus = new personal fetish for girls in booty shorts and colorful rain boots
I don't even know what he looks like, all i've seen of him is his dick
the rest of him looks just as crooked
dont get me wrong, i like when a guy is into my boobs but when he started saying mama i want milk let me suck, i gathered my shit together and bounced.
First of all...stop making excuses. Second of all...Fuck the surgeon generals warning
It's 4th of July all over again, we were chasing with the pool water.
We don't have a lot of plans besides weed and cake
No matter what I do you still love me. It's like loving a retarded kid. A retarded kid that keeps trying to sleep with you.
My dad just asked Siri to "help me find my daughters dignity."
If you were my daughter, I'd do the same thing.
My neighbor Chris is here. I am warning you, he is wearing a kilt I just saw his balls. Be incredibly careful that you don't see what I did.
She sent pictures and the names of her 2 cats and her dog and told me that I should be happy to have met the whole family.
You must be good in bed dude
How do you say happy birthday to someone you fuck occasionally that almost got you arrested? Like what do I text.
There arew tilmes ina man's life when christmaas. THerew are times in a man's lfie when drunk texts from a bathrom hyufgirto. So, you know, merry chriastmans.
I can't base my relationships off of good dick and dogs.
dont know what thebfuxk is in rhat shit, but dont lemme have antmore
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