I can hear the grilled cheese talking to me. "Let me in there!" they wanna get inside me
Its only 8 and she is already passed out
Perfect here is wht u do. Gently slip your index middle and ring finger into her butt hole but gently u dont wnt to wake her..let me know when ur ready for step 2
i hate that site..its like every vagina you dont wanna see
Instead of having sex, we spent the entire night making pillow forts and have sword fights. I think I'm in love
Until last night, I had never actually thrown up ON a sandwich
You expect me to find someone in two days who I feel comfortable enough with to ask them to get drunk and go play in foam with me?
Yeah I don't remember why I went to the hospital though but I just called and they have my wallet
I have a boner and a quesadilla why aren't you here
He played pinball with my ovaries. He won.
She's seen your dick through your pants. You don't need to ask
I just said "you do you" to my penis.
Can I just go naked and covered in glitter?
Drunk sex on a hardwood floor is never ever a good idea. Lesson learned.
sorry for the late response. was in jail for 6 months.
Plan b and 5 hour enegery breakfast of a champion
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