yeah i was sneaking up to her room and on the way i saw a picture of her and left
So dude, she and I just got done having the most amazing sex, and then she rolled over and said that "lets make some tacos" and proceeded to the kitchen... naked... I'm buying the ring tomorrow
Even the French judge on the olympics would give that a 10
She compared sex to doing dishes."You scrub them until they're wet."
You seemed more interested in the queso dip than you were in the hand job
im looking at burger kings website. there isnt one anywhere close to where we were last night. i think it was sent from heaven
And then she apologized after the blow job for being too sick to deep throat. I'm in love..
I just saw a guy in a sombrero and holding an inflated blow-up doll in all her "glory" get escorted out of the mall. I hate Marley.
Sounds good. I will just get tanked here and wear this batman mask.
Like theyre better than no shoes. I'm sitting her balls naked playing xbox in nothing but crocs with the fur
Still butthurt there's a framed picture of me passed out on the toilet in my grandparents' living room
That BJ in the bathroom was definitely worth the $20 cover.
it's the amount of time you spend on preventing me from puking that really cements this friendship
I left him on his mom's lawn after he passed out in my lap and told me my vagina smells like flowers. Couple of the year award
Many a woman has been in tears over the passing of my penis' whorish ways.
My 1st STD. I feel like there should be a cake for this.
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