So I'm at the Chevron by your house. I need a condom and a couch.
Together?
Preferably.
first time Ive ever had to stop sex to go pass out in the kitchen floor...
It was so romantic--he turned me around to face the sunset during doggy-style over the couch back.
Are we still dressing up as garden gnomes for halloween?
No. I would like to get laid again before I graduate.
Renamed my iPod as 'the titantic' so when I plug it in it's says 'the titantic is syncing.'
It honestly wasnt my fault this time. i was in shock. WHO THE FUCK OWNS A PEACOCK?!
He literally stopped in the middle of sex to look up sex positions on his iPhone...
I swear this guy grew up in land without leagues. someone should inform him he's way out of mine
You know this who 'I show my love by being a total dick' thing is getting old, right?
Nick is about to bring home a woman who is 39, a mother, and, by all accounts, FUCKING HOMELESS. Will update as details become available.
Let's just say we ended up at Denny's with a strippers shoe that we had to discreetly leave at the door to the strip club this morning
You rolled onto your side and told me 'this is the recovery position'. That was after you were stoned. You've done this way too much.
idk i was trying to watch Fuller House and you got up out of a dead sleep, just in your boxers, said "no more Dave Coulier" and walked out to the living room and unplugged the router
In honor of Super Tuesday, we should have the sex tonight.
I passed up getting laid last night. It's almost been a YEAR - what the Hell was I thinking, being so choosy??
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