Are we in a gay sports bar?
i think if you made a shrine it would be creepy
She made a guy cry in the bar. I will have her, oh yes, I will have her..
You bet me 100 dollars that the Raiders would win the super bowl this year. I have it on tape.
The cab driver referred to me as his little gumdrop, im sure he won't feel the same when he sees the vomit all over his floor.
The one from last night got me a whole floor of Eskimo Brothers. There was a celebration of high fiving as I left
He is just a personification of a vodka hangover.
Yes. Sex with questionable women, and made of potatoes.
No. No. No. No one's allowed to fuck in the yurt.
In all honesty the person most likely to secretly slip me drugs would be ... Me
Dude for real though, we gotta stop getting hammered and kissing gay guys.
don't worry about my dad. he just hates you because you're liberal, not because we're fucking.
You went to pound town last night and chow town this morning. Boy you need a passport.
Sex to movie scores is my best choice of the year. You've had an orgasm but have you had an orgasm with an entire orchestra.
I tired using vodka to remove my makeup
I just smoked part of an Oreo cuz I thought it was some hash you left
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