epic walk of shame this morning involving 2 subway transfers. I need to start sexing locally.
You coming bye my yot got egg sweet carilne vodklaa
I don't even know. I woke up in the bathtub with no shirt, covered in towels holding what appeared to be vanillia pudding mixed with captain morgan.
I swear to god if he wasnt on the fourth floor balcony and I wasn't to drunk to climb I would kill him
this is what happens when you pick a roommate a year in advance.. she ends up hating you for hooking up with for of her extended family members
Haha I'm surprised I didn't see you I was drunkenly buying $70 in merchandise including a vibrating cock ring at that cvs around that time
No. I heard a cover of "my heart will go on". This is not sanity.
If you don't fuck me hard, rough, and senseless the minute we're alone in your room, I'm returning you to the boyfriend store
While he was at a job interview yesterday, I was dropping acid. So that's the aesthetic of our relationship rn.
Would I do it again? Probably not but still,I don't regret a single ratchet thing I've done in college.
BOOOOOOOOOOOO *takes away your hoe card*
You can say goodbye to our security deposit.
Already? What he do?
Opened a bag of topsoil at the party and spread it all over the living room. TOPSOIL!
I choose my mates solely based on size and ability. No cuddles. No sleep overs. Definitely no repeats.
its like probably shouldnt be sending pics of your asshole to strangers who work in the same building as you
You asked him if he would have sex with you under the dinosaur. He declined and then you started crying, blaming the sand.
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