plz talk dirty to me
Um, I don't really remember much about the event... and then I woke up on the metro..
I'm graduating. Then you'll never see me again.
We better fuck soon then
She told me to wait on the sofa while she freshened up. She's been in the bathroom for an hour. I have a bad feeling about this.
Please tell me this is my four loko that I just woke up in....
I caught him trying to shit in her bed. I asked him why he was doing it and he said "because it's wrong."
So I found "Fat chicks in saran wrap" in my search history.
That's all you talk about when you are wasted.
He got a new tattoo in prison. It's actually a good tattoo, making it that much harder for me to hold out until he's off house arrest.
Two chicks walked outta his room and all he did was beat his chest like LeBron and yell, "And 1!"
How much do souls cost? I feel like I need one if those.
oh. oh my god. i just had lunch with my mom with semen still on my face.
Halloween: the only night of the year wheee the more high I get, the more it compliments my makeup and outfit.
Just spent the morning washing Bailey's and Guiness out of my clothes -_-
My "lord keep me from stabbing a bitch" prayer has gotten a lot of miles today
I am NOT pregnant
My barren womb can FUCK WHOEVER I want
Randomize
