sooo i think when i get back from rothbury i should probably take a pregnancy test
but you would be showing by now. i'd just save the money and wait for a large crap in 6 months that starts crying. then you'll know.
i had just passed the point of no return when my mom opened my door. I hid my dick and took the porn off the computer in time but i still had to explain my day at school to her WHILE i was jizzing in my pants.
It's gotten to the point where even copying off yahoo answers is still way too much work.
i promise ill be ok...btw im only considered "not ok" if i end up in the hospital.
sorry for the blank pocket text. My penis obviously has nothing to say to you.
ALSO, I NEED TO BORROW A CAT. ASAP
I left after my shirt got dropped in the toilet thinking that there was absolutely no good that could happen the rest of the evening. I hear I was very wrong.
Using a joint as a bookmark. What is my life?
Yea, she's 42 I'm 23. Girls our age are terrible. All they need is a divorce and a bottle of wine
Spent fifteen minutes in the car thinking i was psychic before i realized the cd was not on shuffle
Whenever I see women with terribly drawn on brows, I just wanna tackle them and redo them and run away. I'll be Brow-lady. The beauty superhero
All I remember is grabbing a random guys dick at the bar and him just saying thank you and us taking a shot together
They forgot my ranch. They're dead to me.
I'm at 45 minutes post orgasm, and I still feel my insides spasming. Pretty sure I just fucked Superman.
like, there should be nothing wrong with me wanting to watch you put on a bikini and roll around in a kiddie pool of jello
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