just saw ex-bf. should he be more embarrassed to be a college dropout working at rite aid or should i be because i was buying newports and rembrant?
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its 10 pm and i am cleaning vomit off the ceiling. i am nowhere near drunk enough for this to be funny.
I wish there were college classes that were useful to your daily life, like how to pack a proper bowl in pitch black darkness.
He wanted to put Kesha on after he came in my mouth. I had to draw some sort of trashy, gay line.
You're welcome to join, but just to warn you, tequila makes my clothes disappear. And I'm telling you that as an adult to an adult, not as your supervising teacher who decides whether or not you graduate.
Guys with values who care about your personality don't cum on your back the 2nd time they you sleep with you.
Our lady landlord called. Dot worry, I handled it. Drunk. Tell her it was Nate. Done. Good. Bye. Drunk.
I just sent him 3 long ass texts about how to tell a girl how he feels. I should get a fucking friend zone medal.
I will make you one.
Good. It needs "forever alone" engraved on it
Hi, my name is Ashslay and I'll be your designated shitshow.
Definitely! I will do that this week. Right now, watching drag queens play with my dad's beard.
I'm gonna take a crap in the portashitter like a civilized human being.
he never texted me back from last night. i think brining out the suction cup dildo was a mistake
just woke up on the floor of my shower...it was still runnning
This is why we can never be just regular friends. The shit we do is not regular
Is it wrong for me to wish my cat had arms to get me a beer?
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