fix you gags fore go to garrits please? !!!!!!!
What does that mean?
How when the cu k dos I yet u
Focus
Well, she's an atheist who is addicted to the Sims.
Who isn't?
Milquetoast, coolest word ever.
I just told her she was a heartbeat above a blowup doll.
She is a fish and this place is a barrel. I can play this game.
I just don't get it. Video games don't suck his dick.
You now know someone who has just successfully talked his way out of being arrested for breaking into the town library at midnight. Ive been home for too long.
he got mad when I told him his flaccid penis looked like a sleeping kitten
This milkshake tastes better than sex. Priorities, I have them.
come onnn, where's your sense of adventure?!
I left it in that guy's dorm room.
And I swear to god I'll divorce you if you so much as say a single sentence in Yoda talk in our bedroom. I may be a nerd but that's just fucking creepy
On Friday, can we drink like its Civil Wars times and the doctor's coming to saw off our gangreen infected legs?
Don't talk to me about lonely until you're eating marshmallows for dinner in your underwear watching House of Cards for 12 hours straight. I hate all you couples
I'm committing myself to dance. Also, I'm unsure if you said space party sounded lame because dude was old, but I hope you're over it because I love space, and I love David Bowie and I love to dance, and you need to embrace this with me.
was i wearing any clothes at that point?
socks and a thong
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