That was rough. We had a 50% puke rate and 100% still drunk rate at lunch
quick I need to know all the foods that the very hungry caterpillar ate
Do you ever look back at facebook pics and say, "are those really guys I had sex with?"
Sorry i'm not sorry i made out with your dad. It was father's day weekend, get a grip
The 9th floor RA wants to know why we stacked 21 cinder blocks in the shower, and I can't remember. Do you?
doing a walk of shame covered in blue food coloring is only embarrassing if you make it embarrassing...actually no its embarrassing on all accounts
She looks like if Peter Griffin was a lesbian.
Run away.
She said I told her "I'm to drunk to take your bra off." then she said I walked out completely naked to go watch tv.
Any time you can't remember a night, and you wake up in a sorority house, it's fucking worth it.
She walked out and announced that he was now part of our confused, incestuous, glorious eskimo family. I've never been more proud.
Campus is too small for this to keep happening
I think the lady at jack in the box started crying when we put in our order.
I almost got an A in organic chem but started hallucinating during the final so I got a C
Oh, btw, UPS might come by. Drunk me ordered us $75 worth of gummy airhead starburst type candies. Whatever it is, it'll be delicious.
So, I feel bad. I just told my husband I had sex with someone else while on a business trip. Today is his birthday. I'm kind of a dick.
dude igloo, 4 foot bong, and 3 grams of blue dream. will you be my eskimo buddy?
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