She made me repeat after her: "I take responsibility for what I put in my own mouth."
So you really shouldn't go around telling people you're fireproof
Theyr drawing diagrams to try to explain to me how high they are
Idgaf if he's a manwhore, he's like the mt. everest of penises. howcan I NOT try to put that inside me?
After 13 tally marks I wrote the number 4,000 and made u sign my arm to prove it.
There's a black statue of liberty dancing on the side of the road. Please hold while I join him.
I think not having bongs in close range is good for my academia
She told me to act like the hulk during sex. Shit got 9 different shades of weird
Whenever we go out my brain flips on autopilot, straight to blackout.
i am willing to donate my body to this science experiment when it means free blowjobs
I should not be so motivated by a penis, but I am
Note to self. The tub labelled "not water" does not contain water.
Just for once I'd like my first interaction with a new GP to not be an obvious sex injury.
Buying drug test kits off amazon. And qualifying for amazonSmile donation to a kids hospital feels wrong and funny at the same time xD
The work outs are working. Someone just said my body type was “Tits On A Stick”.
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