And now his mom knows I was dipping my pen in company ink
when im bored during the day i often think, what do people who dont get high do with their day.. i came to the conlcusion that everyone must be getting high
you were definitelymotorboating random chicks as they walked out of the bar. just like, down the line. you kept yelling "Motor Boats for everyone!!!!"
stalking is really helping my grade.. I followed him to a review session tonight
His drunken night ended with a "car accident" which really meant he was stuck in a toy car and pushed down the steps.
I cant wait for your democrat phase to be over.
i would one night stand the shit outta him
there are chunks of pepperoni under the sheets. can you be here in 10? breakfast in bed?
Im blowing my nose and the only thing coming out is beer
Thank you, I really appreciate that. I know I couldn't participate in class tonight and I hope that doesn't affect my grade too much. So please let me know of any extra credit opportunities such as fellatio
I have poison ivy on my dick
WHAT
Don't judge me. It's a Monday night and I can eat burritos in while bathing in the kitchen sink if I want to.
Ahha guy saw me buying beer, went "hmmmmm" and nodded his head approvingly. No words exchanged, but he has made his way to my heart haha
I guess I was running around slapping people in the face with a slice of turkey telling them that the only way to beat alcohol addiction is to go cold turkey.
There's wax on my nightstand, my sheets look like Christmas, and my vagina feels like it got into a fight. All signs of a good night
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