Hold on, I'm google imaging "vagina close ups" to see if mine match up
I'm going to community service drunk, and I'm still going to be the most normal person there.
i couldnt tell she was wearing a bumpit until she started giving me head
They're calling for 20 inches of snow but I'll have a dirtbike for emergency trips to the liquor store. Even if I crash it won't hurt.
That's cause you yelled across the parking lot you wanted to eat her out
some guy just burried his vomit in the sand.
15 year-old stoners have those problems. we're college students dude. dont be like that...
I let a drunk, gay man in a dragon costume motor-boat me. With his dragon head.
He told me to be careful with the shrooms because he mostly had caps left. He sounded apologetic but that's the best news all week.
If I remember correctly I tried to steal a mail truck last night
lol hangovers are for mortals.
That's crazy. Wow that lady must be fucked up
Yeah I hope she's okay.
I'm still going to fuck her husband but I do hope she's okay.
Hey can you send me a pic of your breast with a peace sign in the photo? I'm trying to win a scavenger hunt contest. Thanks so much
the cops drove by and you were on your back in the middle of the side walk with your arms and legs in the air yelling that you were a dead bug .
Someone signed my nipple.
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