My mom asked me if I was being satisfied, sexually. And then discussed positioning.
I have to overdose on valtrex I had a rough weekend.
I think he just made me trade sex for my cat.
Congratulations, you have helped solved the mysterious disapperance of Dani's phone which was found in the munchies cabinet next to the oreos. Your reward is star power as well as a fat ass bowl of Nebula. You may proceed through the wardrobe and into Narnia for your prize.
It's all fun and games until some random starts jerking it on the deck.
Nope. Flying out tonight. Staying with my great aunt who is an ex nun turned hostel owner. Best and likely most dangerous St. Patty's Day to commence in 10 hours. IRELAND!
Be safe. And I hate you.
It makes showers more interesting trying to drink a gin and tonic and keep soap out of my eyes at the same time.
You need to calm down.
I was about to take him home and fuck his brains out but then the police came and arrested him for the stolen credit card he had been buying me drinks with all night...
I could fuck to npr.
He didn't have much of a personality. But I had like 100 orgasms, so that's cool.
I agree and I would be an awesome dog
I RAN OVER A NUN! I RAN OVER A FUCKING NUN! GOD WILL NEVER FORGIVE ME FOR MY SINS NOW!!!
Can I just go naked and covered in glitter?
He just kept pissing on the couch as we were yelling at him while he repeatedly told us "its going to be okay".
I was pretty sure he wouldn't be into me after I fucked his brother, and then his best friend, and yet, here I am doing lines off his stomach
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