We drank from noon till 5 am, there was adderall and nice jews involved it was just crazy
Just saw someone buying TWO six packs of O'Doul's. WHY ??
he laminated a picture of his dick.
My password hint says "not sunset, also facebook." i need to stop doing computer things while high. I will never figure this clue out.
Have to get circumcised. Doctor goes, "On the bright side, you can tell people your dick is too wide."
Responsibility: Hiding your beer when your DWI clients who are out on bond come to talk to you at bars.
So I think I might just embrace the awkwardness and say he fingerblasted her cause thats the greatest word in existence
Yup. We're now banned from TWO of our nation's finest zoos.
We don't have sex anymore. We both agree that the olympics are more important to watch. All day. Also i don't look good compared to the athletes...
I played ping pong,drunk, with my hand instead of the paddle. And i won. I have hidden talents
But yeah, that is officially the new "I just came" picture
Well I was kicked out of the bar and woke up on a picnic table. I'd say the night was awesome!
Is it too early in the day to be getting dressed for the strip club?
Both of us came out of our rooms at the same time in boxers and sat on the couch. No words were spoken.
I didn’t spend $100 for a wax to sit here and listen to you FT your brother to complain about how bad the Jets are.
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