I wanna fuck padma even more now that she's preggers. Is that sick?
Yes but- 100% agreed
Hey bro u need to come home now, me and andy just had a 15 minute conversation about fig newtons. f this bong
he also begged me to fake an orgasm when he couldn't get me to come.
cliffnotes. writing studyguide on last pack of smokes. glad this semester is over.
Does your throat ever get sore from being choked too hard or do u think I'm just getting sick??
Just found my bra in a bag of chips on the kayak floating about the pond. Sure sign of a good night
Is it too early to say this year has been a blur?
I told him I had to grab my Swedish fish from the car before they froze. Then I just left. But the fact that he knew how important it was not to have my fish freeze almost made me come back in....almost.
You'd be surprised at the stuff my vagina tells my brain to say
If you hook up with a kid and the next day he breaks up with his girlfriend, those can be seen as two completely unrelated incidents right?!
Is it bad to have a craving for speed? I feel like my nose is thirsty.
Is it rude to ask for an autograph after giving him a blowjob in their hotel's hot tub?
I'm pretty sure the Jahovah's witness only came to our door because the front says "Twerk Or Treat"
I have a tattoo that says Yolo. You should not have been asking my advice in the first place
And tell your penis that we can hang out tonight for sure.
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