What's proper 1 nite stand etiquette?
Say hi to his dad and make him some breakfast.
Just met a female bro. Things are weird at the rugby party.
They're sharing a mixed drink at a bar with straws...its like a disney movie with booze
I'm still amazed at how you managed to puke in every plant on the whole top floor at the mall without a single person noticing and without missing a step.
She was wearing a shirt that said "Just Do Me", holding a half of a bottle of Vodka, and was screaming at her friends "PUSSY JUST SWALLOW!" before she chugged the rest of the bottle.
Dude, if you don't take her, I will.
So from the residue on my balls I think it was mashed potatoes she had in her mouth
Your two fuck buddies playing ping pong together. HOW. ADORABLE!
The bloodstain in the garden looks like a sad face. Like I don't already know this is bad...
my mom was in labor with me for 32 hours, it's only fair to start drinking now.
would it be completely unacceptable to smoke a cig outside naked? im already doing it so what you say doesn't matter.
I have a completly random but serious question. Can I make a paper mache mold of you ass and turn it into a pinata filled with airplane bottles of liquor? Its for my art class
My professor just told me I'm living a lie and I found puke on my pants. How do you think it's going?
have you ever seen all dogs go to heaven this is important
My one night stand from last night is currently mowing my lawn for me.
You're just upset because I have cupcakes and boobs and you don't.
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