Yeah we had sex for the first time last night and all the text he sent me afterwards said was “heh”
I love how all the girls on the plan b commercial wake up alone.. Like me
So yes, he's hot, a scorpio, an artist and a perfect cock. I think my bi train just arrived in gay town.
The gym has a pool
my gym membership just went from "way to get in shape" to "place to go swim when I'm high"
He's going to regret telling me he doesn't care if i shave or not...
I blacked out before two in the afternoon yesterday. Now that's a successful birthday.
we should drop off a car at the police station before going out tonight so we can drive home in the morning
I feel like everytime I call him he's either fucking or getting into trouble. It's really disturbing that he presses the answer button and then proceeds to fuck her harder.
If magic marker is safe for kids, it should be safe for cats...right?
This hangover is what we deserve after that level of debauchery.
You tried to use him as a battering ram. I'm 99% certain that's why he left.
Good luck. While you're suffocating on a dick, I'll be eating pizza rolls. Being a good girl.
It's 7am. I'm sitting on the curb in last nights clothes with a nose bleed and no idea how to get home. Low moment I feel.
ready for a night of bad decisions, horrible moral standards, and an unhealthy amount of illegal substances.
R.I.P my virginity. TOD 12:37pm
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