i hate this light. i wouldnt even hook up with me in this light
You were right. It hurts to walk today.
you made pancakes with beer, you said they were good. then you threw up 15 minutes later
I think her nose is broken... but I think she's just drunk enough to fall for the whole "sex releases endorphins, so it'll feel better" line.
Two grown ass men just come into the bar riding humongous tricyles
the cop cuffed us all with 40's still taped to our hands
The used rubbers I threw behind her bed all semester must have landed on the baseboard heater. They went up in smoke when she turned on the heat last night.
You did this to me with your delicious pizza and moonshine.
I'll forgive you once we're drunk again by noon.
Because its Monday... And I'm determined to just be drunk for the rest of the semester
Hey I can officially say I made out with a drug lord.
he really is such a sweet guy. it’s a shame i have to break his heart.
Dammit. the window insulation sheets are too small for my windows. Yet again I am disappointed by size
I think part of my soul drowned in beer and/or jack daniels last night.
Officially hit an ultimate low today. I was so hung-over I threw up on the ground in front of the jousting display in the London tower. But on a positive note, Brits are very understanding when you vomit on their history.
Turns out tits aren't quite as effective an enticement when they know for a fact that they can't touch.
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