So we made editble underwear with fruit roll ups and fruit by the foot
Some milfs here doing some blow
Dad?
a guy from my religion class just walked in with a red cup. hello first friday of 2nd semester.
I just feel like Im gonna be remembered as that one RA guy that used to sell weed
My near death experience also doubled as my coming out story
they all just nodded
There's a bag in my room with garbage, a thong, fritos, and an electrical cord. I'm assuming it's yours
........yyyyyyeah that's me
You then showed up downstairs in only a robe, telling everyone how you were "the most chivalristic fratstar ever."
I'm going home because your Crackraptor step-brother tried getting his nasty meat hawks in my pants last night.
I don't have to hold her hair back as she blows me but I do have to hold the ball on the Santa hat
Well, somebody (me) put on reindeer antlers, crawled around on the floor, and meowed at people... So yeah, I'd say it was "one of those nights"
It's Friday the 13th and you just got boned by a guy named Jason....
so the kid in line in front of me at walmart just bought roses and a Plan B pill. Happy Valentines Day.
30% sure Kevin and I just adopted a cat. Talk to me when the sun's up but I really feel like that's a thing.
I'm just down here gazing up into your ivory tower of nudes
She said I'm going to get you stoned and have you fuck me on the couch.
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