I just am on my way home.. i had 3 and one startd crying and puking.. so they went home. one bitch fuckin ruined it for evryone.. u playin cards?
it's 4 am, i'm drinkin beer and re-drywalling my bathroom. this could possibly be a bad idea.
Well, it's 24 hours till finals. I need high A's on all of them and I still am not sure where exactly on campus most of my classes took place.
So Delta doesn't take cash. I used my card to buy a drink and asked the attendant if she could leave it open.
and now I know what throwing up pineapple chunks is like.
Yeah, we had those soaking in vodka for like 36 hours
outstanding.
Just deleted any ex boyfriends and potential lovers from my phone in preparation for Vegas...
what's an appropriate "I'm fucking your grandson but I'm trying to hide it" outfit?
I know I should be focused on nurturing their bright little minds but it's 10 a.m. and I need a cock in my mouth
Competitive oral. I'm always telling girls they are only the fourth, maybe third, best blowjob I've had. They go back down with something to prove.
I recall trading my iPhone watch for a carton of Marlboros.
Compositionally, that's actually a really nice picture.
And your penis looks really nice too.
There is blood all over my sheets and no discernible source.
WHY THE FUCK DOES RICKY'S BROTHER GET AN ENTIRE POT OF PASTA FOR BEING SHIRTLESS AND ALL I GET IS ARRESTED?!
Can you confirm that you aren't dead?
New drinking game get out your high school year book and take a shot for everyone in your class who's had a baby!
Randomize
