I think she heard me call her a fat skank. But she was to be fair.
Let's hear it for middle of the street handjobs ladies and gentlemen
Being a girl sucks.
Being a boyfriend sucks for about a week, too
the best part was when he threw his debit card on the table, looked at everyone and said "turn this into pizza!" It felt like a scene in a 'coming of age' teen comedy.
i cant talk right now. we are trying to finish our homework so we can play with play-doh
you don't understand, he speaks spanish and is tall. i have to do him.
You suck. You're fired. I need to find a less reasonable voice-of-reason.
They'd unbutton the overalls with their lesbian-tongues. It wouldn't even be a problem.
To the person who left a cup of vomit in the bathroom: I commend you for your aim but you are dead to me- not an ideal birthday present.
I gave her at least chlamydia. Maybe worse. She is also into chicks and loves taking naked pics. It's like the less I believe in Jesus, the more he rewards me.
Sorry, they don't make maternity Power Ranger suits...
The whole movie was ruined when some chick started laughing with what you could tell was QUITE the mouthful. This of course made the guy laugh harder.
He was Jesus for Halloween and I definitely got on my knees and gave him praise.
ELLEHCIM
NYRMAK
DRAHCIR
WHAT??
You told me you didn't want to go to the hospital because you were drunk, but because you didn't want to leave the "fun".
Randomize
