Saw shirtless man with angel wing tramp stamp seen biking in my neighborhood. Considering moving.
Prostitute standing on the corner thrusting at cars as they drive by. New marketing strategy?
It was so good the neighbors even had a cigarette.
we were on a sandy mattress. i was wearing a sweatshirt with a poodle on it and eating a whopper jr. i wouldn't have fucked me either.
You're doing that 'overestimating how much I care' thing again.
I'm amazed your boyfriend is still with you, how do you manage to pee on him while he is holding you in his lap?
I can't let him end my perfect streak. HE USED TO BE FAT
Im calling you paparazzi cause of all the dick pics you take of your one night stands ps loved the panoramic one!
He's hitting it raw. Might as well stick his dick in a vat of SARS at this point.
17. The number of times my one night stand told me he loved me.
You took motorboating me in public to a whole new level. You poured your beer down my top and LAPPED IT UP.
Good, I would never sleep with your boyfriend , or send you an edible arangment
and i thought it was paint or jizz but it was cheese
please tell me you didnt taste test that
This may sound strange but do you have my pants?
You tried to trade them for some girls skirt... So she has them...
How do you explain to your parents that you can't go to the library because you got banned for being drunk in there... on a Sunday afternoon?
That's $100,000 of quality education right there.
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