During sex he started singing that song in Forgetting Sarah Marshall--"Inside of You"--by Russell Brand
I just want you to know that me val and amanda are drinking on top of a hill lookig at the chicago skyline drinking icehouse and we just peed in public.
I wasn't fucked. I was just drunk, because i was still able to walk into the woods and masterbate.
I told the cop it was my birthday and he said "happy fuckin birthday", handcuffed me and threw me in the back of the cop car.
she was seriously choking and the whole time all he kept saying was "that's what she said"
protesters in toronto definately have the best pot
After four attempts, his condom would not flush. I had to remove it with salad tongs.
If you would give me the chance we might have the two separate pieces of the greatest fuck puzzle ever.
planned ethnic drinking holidays while bored at work thru next may. I don't suppose you have any scots or russian in you?
Idk. I'm naked in front of the computer eating ribs. All is right with the world.
That's so nerdy and hot at the same time.
"Let's chug a beer then make out" doesn't sound as nice, but it would prob make him cum right there.
when your 30 and im 37 and we're lonely and single, lets make a pact to murder each other.
Bro that's the last time I try to stick my penis in a bowl of jello. I can't believe your sister ate that, did she not see my dick mold
Btw, apparently no one knows who ordered the pizzas for the after party, no one paid, and the delivery lady made a celeb shot, took a beer, then said she'd be back later to finish up the game...
Drunk. Send nudes. Just curious.
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