Is there a "Plan B" app for my iphone?
Nicole wore just a belt and her pedometer and hopped on top of me last night. She "walked" 822 steps before we finished.
New charity walk idea!
you should be back in the room by now but just so you know. you passed out at the black jack table and they wheel chaired you out. strip club in about 45 minutes. game face bro.
His bootycalls folder in his contacts are divided into regions, we should have all become airline pilots.
Yeah he doesn't get it. We had to change the subject to Keanu reeves before someone got hurt.
bleeding from the face, sitting in a shopping cart and holding a wad of ripped caution tape. what else would i be doing?
I'm assuming the reason my elbow is so sore has something to do with all the broken shot glasses eh?
Yep
Everyone was hooking up and I was just by myself rolling around in the grass at one point ... Which I am allergic to.
I don't remember... but puking on the bar sounds like me.
Stop sending me pictures of you naked. This violates the friend zone agreement.
Showing girls my stab wound was not the brilliant idea I thought it was.
Apparently I thought every drink in my house needed to have a buddy so I put some vodka in each one. Long story short being wasted at work because the gatorade you brought is 60% liqour is not a great idea.
i just really want to fuck a guy wearing lederhosen
it'll be sexier than it sounds, i promise
Our faces when the strip club was closed looked like the grinch just stole Christmas ☹️
I don't want a big night. But I am okay if we wake up in a penthouse at Crown Casino.
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