So he said if we had sex he'd take me to Build A Bear. My virginity is so worth a trip to build a bear.
You're 20.
IT'S BUILD A BEAR!
Don't leave without me in the morning. I keep scaring everyone cause I'm sleeping in the bathtub.
Well when you're drinking tequila mixed with water out of a steve Austin cup I really don't think acquiring a straw is your main priority
Also, the drinking age in Japan is 20. At what point in the sky am I allowed to start downing alcohol?
Since when do you have sex with people you have feelings for?
Dude you don't understand. I genuinely felt his soul's penis in my soul's vagina.
the bruise you left on my ass looks like africa. the other just looks like a hand.
I swear she's a drunk klepto...by the end of the night she had stolen 3 bowling balls. HOW DO YOU STEAL 3 BOWLING BALLS?
I puked in a solo cup and then offered it to him. So yeah, it was a rough night.
Dammit now I'm pissed. Its like I am torn between two worlds. A world of girls, and a world of people punching other people in the head. Both are just so beautiful.
i would have fingered myself to death by now but the dog wont stop staring at me
I wore wrist and ankle weights while we had sex. Does that count as working out?
You only have to pretend to care about soccer until July. HE'S PRETTY DONT RUIN THIS.
So I think my motto should be "losing bras and dignity every weekend" but like in a really amazing way
Ask me if I'm sitting naked in a lawn chair eating a block of cheese waiting for a bacon grilled cheese sandwich
Are you serious?! She sent a pizza instead of showing up?!
She did indeed. Papa Johns. It helped because I was super hangry. That bitch is smart!
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