I swear, if I find out you're lying, I'm going to put your name on one of those herpes watch websites and put the link up on every social networking site in existence.
I just gave my patient permission to swallow while pregnant. She was so embarrassed to ask...but her bf was really happy with the answer.
i just deleted quailman, hot hawaiian dude, appalachian swimmer, and connecticut from my phone
sex on the roof is not as easy as it sounds
We have to use a contraceptive. God help the world if another one of us comes into fruition.
That's the girl I met who was peeing on the driveway with me. We bonded
By the way, I'm pretty sure your husband is publicly advocating more BJs for my husband, via Facebook.
If court goes my way we are flying to Vegas.
There's a patch of dead grass from where you would notoriously throw up after every good night in July. This summer was great.
dude, you declined head because you wanted to tell her about how you put cinnamon in your weed. also, we're low on Chef Boyardee
Did you blackout Saturday before or after we had sex in a random snow bank?
direct quote from andrew "you know i can't hear when i drink whiskey"
I swear to god, my hangover cure is a green tea and a 15 minute twerkout. works every time
It got weird the panthers lost and we started throwing wings at one another
I can't find my keys and there's a hotdog in my purse.
Randomize