So how gross is it that Woopie Goldberg has a vagina? She's like the exact opposite of a boner....
Maryland truck stops are full of people with killer mustaches
rolled over to window for cup of snow instead of leaving bed for water. that's how hungover
it's 2:30 on a sunday and I just won a wine chugging contest. I'm never graduating.
You may have cured my horniness. I feel like my libido just got shat on by kittens who live on an enchanted rainbow.
Can't a woman sleep on the floor in her own apartment in peace without being judged?
At one point, he came in to give her a pep talk, and then after he left, she just kept whispering his name into the toilet between heaves.
Just sent my cousin to buy me a new bra cause mine is zip tied to a bar in the middle of nowhere Iowa
I'm gonna get drunk in the shower and yell at my parents during dinner. Have fun in Texas.
Pretty sure that propositioning you to fly across the country for sex fest '13 isn't something my husband would approve of.
Just saw our highschool guidance counselor at the bar and he's taken six shots in the last hour. Those teenagers have fucking hardened him.
What do you expect from her? Do you remember that creepy man she dated who saturated a pillowcase in his musky cologne and mailed it to her and she still slept with him.
Getting blackout drunk infront of my family was never on my bucket list, but now that I've done it I'm cool with it.
If by science you mean beer then YES!!!!
You turned down sex for fried cheese??
My penis and doctor won't be happy with me, but come on. Fried cheese!
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