Haven't eaten in 11 hrs. I am gonna have so much material to talk about with anorexic girls now
Seriously, I'm delusional. Idk how these models even walk on the runway
would it be inappropriate to describe you with the phrase "bigass titties"?
I feel like tequila is Gods way of lighting my fuse to do something awesome
Totally just grabbed the wrong dick. Damn this tequila.
Things I can say. There is a photo of me pouring whipped cream into a midgets mouth.
I thought that u needed a break due the fact that your nipples were bleeding
there COULD be a gas leak in our house... proceeding to smoke with extreme caution...
I don't text first unless I'm hammered...so ya I text first a lot
How was the party? Lets put it this way: "He wants her dick" was a factual sentence stated last night.
Halloween is the only night where I would ever end up getting a guy's makeup all over my face
You sucked a guys dick who's name was Chad and that wasn't a sign that it was a bad idea?!
Some crack addled fool from the sketch ass motel behind the restaurant just gave me a flyer for an AA group when I was on my smoke break. I don't do mornings
Would it be rude to use my vibrator? like he forfeited his right to be mad when he left me orgasmless...right?
I'm currently in h&m wondering "what exactly is the class level of a swingers resort?"
I can't. I mean he's hot, but there's really nothing else there
You just said he's hot
NO YOU DON'T UNDERSTAND
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