got some bad news about ur virginity. she didnt make it thru the night
when i was alone, his dick was there for me...
thanks for being the calm eye of my shit storm.
Give me one reason I shouldn't put the phrase "sex emotions" into my essay.
No.
Now I don't feel so bad about telling everyone that he's 23 and needs Viagra. It's her problem now
I just gagged from thinking about the amount of tequila we will be drinking. DRUNK TUESDAYS
Went outside and he was playing rock paper scissors with a cop over a drunk in public ticket.
YOU GAVE HIM A BLOWJOB ON YOUR DOORSTEP?!
I found it. now I'm going to the gym to be "healthy" or whatever that folklore is called.
My friend came into the apartment in real handcuffs at 4 in the morning. She was laughing and running around and then proceeded out the door...
I realize that my conversation topics seem to only be about bees and my cross dressing fiance. Thank you for being my friend.
I should probably apologize for licking you last night since you drove me home, but I stand by my decision
If it were up to me his wife would never get his penis again, but I guess they have some sort of arrangement
Yes, an arrangement called marriage
He almost got to me tonight but then I was like fuck it I'm going to dance with a teli-tubby on the bar so fuck you
I am going as Rudolph for the Christmas Eve furry orgie.
Is Santa taking the sleigh of slutty reindeer around the neighborhood again this year.
Yes. Several neighbors have requested it.
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