is it bad that i kinda- ok, reallyyy don't remember having sex with him last night?
i cant believe jose lima did steroids
apparently the kind that make you shitty at baseball
i think she is mad at you for trying to take a shit in the back seat of her car
Haha im Trying. This detox stuff tastes nasty. It's bad when the only thing that came to mind when i took the first sip was how good it would be with Vodka
his grandma walked in on us. twice. and he was truly fucking surprised when i put my pants back on.
I don't think he wanted to hear that my most serious relationship was my 1 1/2 year fuck buddy... I think he figured out that's where he's heading
Escorted out of jimmy johns because I refused to leave with my dog. Stole a loaf of bread on the way out.
Bro, I just googled 36 year old pussy so when I do see it I won't be shocked.
Yeah, but she is forever sending my vagina on some sort of mission.
I'm so tired I just poured monster in my coffee.
And it tastes incredible.
And I have chest pains.
The dysfunction is strong in this one.
This couple is walking their pig around campus
I am a bad person
You slept with him. Was it good?
I wasnt going to but I was too lazy to blow up the air mattress
I can't be sure but I think I slept with a clown last night...
Sorry I missed your call earlier. I was getting high with my high school band teacher.
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