windsor, ontario is like a poor man's amsterdam
no, it is just poor
3 complete strangers have joyously high-fived me on campus today. Tell me why, starting after jager bomb #4.
i just made a "things you cannot forget to do this week just because you're high" list.
For some reason 'start yourself on fire drunk' isn't nearly as funny after last 4th of july..
so exactly what does one wear to an abortion clinic?
Honestly, I don't care whether it was a guy or a girl. Best blowjob ever.
Welll when you have a beer at 8:30 am you've already decided whaat kind of Sunday it ism
She had her laptop open and there was microsoft word opend and all was written was "no italianoo"
There's a transgender game of twister in the basement...God doesnt want me to type this paper.
I swear there's a gravitational pull from your vagina to large groups of men in uniform.
It's one of those nights that you wish to god someone would booty call you, and then realize you'll just be stuck here with your poptart...
I'll be there in 10. I need you naked and ready. Warm up.
Meh, all I have to do tomorrow is proctor an AP test. No loud noises and no physical activity allowed for almost 4 hours. Sounds like the perfect recovery period for a hangover.
I refuse to believe this is a lapse in my dick hunting skills. It's gotta be the gods playing a game.
but if we have a President Trump come Tuesday, I might throw myself off the Walt Whitman Bridge so Thursday might not work for me after all.
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