I'm reading about reasons for wearing clothing. IS THIS COLLEGE OR PRESCHOOL?
Haha im about to meet my shrink &i have so much shit to tell him i made an outline
i believe i can now do shots of gasoline with no chaser. its been that kind of summer.
also: i found my "nug jug", actually the baby did, but either way it got returned to its rightful owner
i just masturbated in footie pajamas. there's no judgement here.
And for some reason I was covered in ants... So your probably covered in ants as well
I could hear them screwing through my bedroom wall again this morning, so I started beat boxing to the tempo.
Our neighbors just passed us a blunt from their deck, and are hooking us up.
I just baked them cookies. We're friends now.
He asked me "did you used to go to church" while we were having sex.
Ugh I need to clean my floors/walls/ I actually don't understand why boys get drunk and pee on things
Next time one of us has a party everybody has to wear a diaper. But actually you just need a shit ton of disinfectant wipes and maybe a hazmat suit.
got into a verbal altercation with Luke Harangoty last night over a table. Called him a cross-eyed fuck and got the table.
I just tried to pay for a coffee with a dollar and a necco wafer.
How do you say "thats kinda illegal" in thai?
I'm fucking my way through California and it's kind of fun.
I’m at the Eye doc, sitting in the waiting room. The woman next to me is highlighting passages in her bible. I’m watching pornhub on mute. I clearly need some penis, or Jesus.
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