I'm so bored and have no one to sexy text
i'm in the sorta mood where i wanna be that crying, drunk girl who will hook up with anyone that tells her she's pretty
You're so easy to please, it's adorable. Like an alcoholic puppy.
sometimes i wish i was a boob, they get to chill in soft and cuddly little cup things.
Minus the pink eye. Do I look fuckable tonight?
For u too. Could be years before u have a finger in ur ass
And have you ever tried to explain a hickey to your own grandmother?
He is into some weird shit i walked in his room last night he was waving his hard dick around hitting shit yellin cock fight
The fuck-me-pumps were hot, the XL hoody kinda ruined it.
My drug dealer just asked me to go see Les Mis on Christmas. Should I be worried this is some type of musical set-up?
My mom just gave me my fake back to buy her more wine.
You threw up on his face 22 hours ago and now he's here holding your hand. I think he likes you.
Being a fine ass woman in a world full of fuckboys is the realest struggle I've ever known.
I just tried to pass the bowl to my dog for 2 minutes before I remembered she isn't human. It is 7:27 am.
Yeah last night got weird fast. No lie, a kid pulled a butt-plug with a tail out of his ass.
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