Michael Jackson and Farah Fawcett are dead
NOOOOOOOO not MJ! Someone tell the paramedic to grab him by the heart and just "Beat it"
i just used a pokemon card to do blow. i need an adult. now.
Getting blown during the Cavs game doesn't make it any less depressing.
It took him longer to remove his skinny jeans than it did for him to finish. I didn't even have time to realize it sucked until it was already over.
Just when you think you're never going to have sex again, BOOM you're naked in bed with a guatemalan
we are both sitting on my bed desperately refreshing the order tracking page for dominos.
Woke up under the lifeguard stand sleeping next to mitch our homeless friend. I bartered a summer wardrobe for his last 5 dollar to buy a bfast sandwich. Bring clothes
Do you think they make a "sorry in my drunken debauchery I dropped a pumpkin off the balcony and you happened to be standing right there/get well soon" card?
I had fun watching you interact with the world around you. Like a fuckin 8 year old kid who just discovered build a bear but really wants a cigarette.
all i remember is walking in on u shitting and crying listening to shawty get loose. its safe to say this break up has taken a toll on u
Do they make liter beers?
They make 40s
Do they make 2 liter beers
They make 2 40s
PICK ME UP NOW I THINK THIS MOTEL IS A CRIME SCENE. also congrats on your engagement i saw the post on my phone while i was climbing out the window
This is like 50 shades on steroids but with healthy relationship models and mutual respect among all parties involved and lesbian activity.
Having random cyber sex while watching to catch a predator just seems wrong.
In a meeting I sneezed and my tooth hit the floor. I don't think anyone noticed. I would still like to die now.
Randomize