he said he didn't have a condom.
and you said?
that that's fine cause i was ready to be a mom. yeah - he magically had a condom he forgot about after that.
I'll name the documentary, "The Adventures of Megan's Vagina"
So I feel bad, Ross is asking questions, I think they need to know it's a Spanish lesbian bar
and you think what you did last night was bad? at least you didnt go wake up a sleeping guy for birthday sex.
You have proved your worthiness to join me on the quest of taking shots at every academic building on campus by showing up drunk to our test at 12:30 today
He offered to teach me how hula hoop in exchange for acid. I took him up on it.
I'm concerned that this blind man on the bus has a boner right now
At some point, it turned less into sparring and more into tough guy dry humping.
So if a girl goes for it you're gonna stop her and tell her you gave up ejaculation for lent?
I feel so nauseous and all I want is string cheese. My life never makes sense.
She's got Mike in the bathroom. He's covered in meat.
I think the pizza guy was in shock..
Well I didn't mean to answer the door only in socks but I mean come on, 4 hours of sex works up an appetite! I WAS RAVENOUS
If I don't answer right away it's because I took an Adderall and the fridge needs cleaned.
I just walked in on her masturbating to a social anxiety video...
You got drunk, made toast, and declared yourself a domestic goddess.
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