med student doing my blood work at the AIDS clinic just hit on me after I told him i was having unprotected sex, but didn't think i had HIV.
You're sure you don't want to come? I'm pretty sure there is going to be "Pin the Tail on the Baby".
found scuba porn. totally not sexy. life continues to disappoint.
Dude just slipped a $20 into the jukebox at that restaurant we were escorted out of last Mardi GRAS. Hope they enjoy Justin Bieber's Baby cause they're gonna hear it 40 fucking times.
If we see one freshman that cummed on me, we are leaving.
You defs just slept for 6 hours in a porta pottie. You should probably just kill yourself.
It's safe to say that bucket of tequila night can NEVER HAPPEN AGAIN.
The only thing that made me get out of bed this morning was knowing that tonight, I don't plan on remembering what happened today
Yah, I guess one silver lining is I'd never seen a full water cooler get thrown down a flight of stairs, gotta appreciate the little things
Thats gotta be it. Also just found out that the fireworks will fit in the airsoft pistols...we are all gonna die
Theres a 75% chance I'm wearing a hocky mask and nothing else right now
Ps I am
Some older looking guy gave me his card as he exited the train. Hes a pharmaceutical rep. I'm debating asking him for a job. Obv he wants sex but if I can get a job out of this maybe I can offer him more than a cheap dry handjob bc that's all I'm really up for these days
I'm about to eat a 2month old weed brownie I just found in my lax duffel bag. will you answer if I call you in like an hour and a half
Sorry this is taking so long. I'm looking for my dignity.
I just got home and spray-tanned my boyfriend. That's the side of relationships they don't tell you about...
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