you would pick up someone in the library
A friday without alcohol is hardly a friday at all
take it from a girl who woke up with a girl in her bed... you were not that drunk.
how does a 20 year old who hasnt gone through puberty yet score the game winning goal? fuck sidney crosby and his small nuts.
Finished drinking tea out of a red party cup when I was done I flipped it without even thinking
I get way too drunk to be trusted with family heirlooms
I do have sympathy for you. It's just not going to manifest as a blow job.
just got the results back. i love his dick even more now i know its clean
I hope the dean has a raincoat on because I'm prolly gonna throw up on him when I get my degree
I'm challenging a 70 yr old alcoholic woman who is half my size tonight. Wish me luck
Seriously! We need to take her a thank you note or something. She puts up with the drugs and the extremely loud sex. She deserves a thank you card.
We're like a dynamic duo.
Bisexual and Proud, Lesbian and Loud.
I'm having a martini with dinner. A new level of class.
I'm stoned and eating mustard, also a new level of class.
Anyways, he came over at 3:30 am and ate me out while I ate pizza on the counter
Alcohol. Making me feel good about myself since 2008
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