If a girl is wearing Ed Hardy from head to toe, does that make her a douchebagette?
I may be a little high but I'm pretty sure my alphabet soup has only Os in it
We call that spaghetti Os
I swear god or herbie drove my car home
I hate the hobo that sits outside our building
Joe or Chris?
do i even wanna kno y u kno their names?
well i came home drunk one night and Chris offered me a beer as i was coming in, it was kinda weird but i wasn't goin to deny a free beer. you're proolly talkin about Joe though, he's the one with the fucked up eye.
Of course my walk of shame coincided with the alumni marathon on campus. But, I did get a thumbs up from the woman handing out water.
found a hand written recpiet for 'one doe fawn' on an open crate in my living room need help to find it
where the hell would u of bought a deer
do you think its obvious that we spent all afternoon playing naked body oil twister?
Hes a nice guy and all but I'm only interested in his drunken alter ego.
My cab driver just started a conversation with "Three years ago I pleaded guilty..." Check on me later tonight please.
And my coffee table looks like something out of Scarface
Nothing like the soothing screaming of your neighbor getting boned while eating a pizza on the front porch.
Saw the same Luigi I hooked up with last Halloween. Still in his same Luigi costume and scruff that hurt my face
I just drank beer out of an old Vicodin bottle hoping to catch some residue. That's how finals week is going
Is it bad that I tried to build an outfit based around "What do people who use condoms look like when they buy condoms?"
You mentioned his name and i threw up a little.
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