gin and tonic in a mug. no limes so im using canned madarin oragnes. classy or trashy?
homeless.
she was licking his armpits.
asian porn is just fucking weird. End of story.
he said that he wanted to outsmoke the rain, I don't know what that means but I'm gonna go help him
Slurping strawberries throug a straw. It feels like the kool-aid man is coming in my mouth.
There are apples in the microwave and a cup of twigs in the fridge. I think she's hiding in the pantry, I can hear her giggling. Leaving her to it.
But seriously he was like a god with his hands. My vagina feels annointed.
it only took 2 hours but we managed to melt the purity ring down with a butane torch
Just left the frat house in last nights clothes minus my earings, shoes, underware, tequilla cap, and my dignity. If you see me on your way home just hit me
He played with my boobs the whole time we watched Scott Pilgrim and then started invited others to play with them too. It reminded me of how my mom gives out my french fries without asking.
I don't know which I need first...a shower or a confessional.
The only people who will bring me pizza or tacos want a commitment and I'm hungry for food not their love.
Just ignore the penis. It's won't bother you. I promise.
There are way too many people I have fucked in this class for this not to be awkward
Well when we Get drunk it gets rowdy. We could always attempt self-control. But historically and statistically speaking, we fail at that.
Get to the bar now. Ryan is single again and every skank on campus that has heard story about his dick is circling like a shark. A cock hungry shark
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