fine then we can just have courtesy sex i definetly won't like it
He just kept telling me how to do certain things. It was like I was fucking my sex ed teacher
I like to think of it as a lesbian feast.
They reenacted the scene from the lion king where mufasa talked to simba from the clouds. As high as they were they got it word for word. There has to be an award for that.
Sorry, not ignoring you.. We broke open the other piñata left from cinco de mayo and it was filled with condoms, mini booze bottles, and those little party horn things you blow into. You'll forgive me when we're fucking for days with all these free condoms.
Either I'm tripping balls or my dog has super powers.
Also, if someone could cut me off before im rolling around the yard pantsless with a 40 year old lesbian that would be awesome.
Please tell me you have Advil or Tylenol or ibuprofen or a fucking baseball bat
Really uncomfortable with the level of eskimo brotherhood at this family reunion
Do you remember lying across two tables saying 'go away I'm trying to pull' to me, Sollie and Sean?
Besides you're a Tennessee fan and it'd be against my religion to have your penis inside me today.
Who put the meatball sub on my door handle?
NO HE PUT HIS HAND IN HIS PANTS BEFORE HE TOUCHED THE BONG.
ILLEGAL
I'm sitting alone in a bar pretending to watch football because I don't know where the liquor store is around here and I'll be god damned I'm going to be sober on my day off.
Never joke about your clitoris.
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