Can a clitoris grow tomatoes? Its symbolic and rhetorical.
I told my ex i loved him and then he sent me a picture of this girl laying on his bed.
im sure we could have fun without alcohol but i just dont wanna chance it...
My bracket is officially just a list of teams that lost.
For future reference, the words 'big' and 'problem' should be used sparingly with a person whom you have recently had copious amounts of unprotected sex
you just kept bragging about how there was a "pretty large" chance that you had pooped on the same toilet as George Clooney
I told the girl who was peeing in the garbage can she must have had a lot of upper body strength.
ill be fine wheb you get back. I'm gunna do real world things like washing the dishes. having to perform serious tasks brings you down.
So I am guessing last night was a success we are all accounted for and only 3 of us have hospital bracelets on
Oh my god. He likes it up the butt. But loves womanly support. Omg. Its bad. Its bad. Ive had too much whiskey for this to be ANYthing except bad.
Highlight of the week: I had sex with a B movie star wearing an eye patch.
Apparently getting a blow job in the mens room from the bar owners daughter will get you kicked out.
Just stepped off the plane in St. Louis. I'm breaking out in hives, I'm allergic to Midwesterners. Can't WAIT to get the fuck out of here.
So what happened? Or does sex + ramen pretty much cover it?
Man the amount of drugs being done at a wedding with a bunch of surgeons was disturbing
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